- "How would you like your trash sir?"
"Well, what have you got today?"
-"Of course the usual self-pity, fault-finding, and also a whole heap of senseless frustration"
"Heaven knows I've got plenty of that, but today I'm looking for something special"
-"Well, since you're such a regular customer I don't mind telling you that for a little extra I could get you a pile of self-doubt or even a mound of complaining compost"
"I'll take a little of that, I don't mind the fee for something I find so valuable, go ahead and bag me a little of all of it"
-"Gladly sir, will you be paying with mental anguish or disappointing those around you?"
"I'll just go with mental anguish today, I've already lost credit with most everyone I know"
-"As you like sir, your purchase is ready for you"
"Thanks, this should be enough to get me through the day!"
- "See you tomorrow sir"
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That is NOT a conversation with Heavenly Father. ;) Very clever, cous. [I would compliment you by saying that this sounded by John Bytheway, but I know you'd take that as offense, so I won't say it.]
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